Phil Collins – Still The Biggest Fucking Cunt / Cock* In Music

*Delete where gender appropriate

According to the Hamburger Abendblatt, quoted here on Huffington Post, Phil Collins is planning to release a new album in 2010 consisting of cover versions of 30 Motown songs. Apparently, he wants “the songs to sound exactly like the originals”.

Why.

Fucking.

Bother.

If you can’t be arsed bringing one shred of individuality or exercising one braincell in the creation of music.

Why.

Fucking.

Bother.

At this point I was going to link to Paul Morley tearing Phil a new one in an interview in the NME in the 80’s. Or Mr. Collins’ vow to leave the UK should the Tories lose the general election in 1997. Or his ridiculous grandstanding on Live Aid by playing at both London and Philadelphia.

But I can’t be fucking bothered.

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One response to “Phil Collins – Still The Biggest Fucking Cunt / Cock* In Music

  1. Now, now, Herb Whisperer – I’ve warned you before not to start on the brandy as soon as you get home.

    Frankly, your rant is insulting to cunts and cocks.

    At least your rational hatred of Phil “The Skill” Collins explains why you haven’t been forthcoming in investing in my Genesis themed nightclub “No Jacket Required”. I’ll have to find some other investors now.