The show: Dock Ellis & The LSD No No

Dock Ellis & The LSD No No: we played the audio of this fantastic video on the show today.  No Mas and James Blagden has ingeniously animated the legendary tale of American baseball pitcher Dock Ellis who is best remembered for the claim that he threw a no-hitter in 1970 while under the influence of LSD. Lovely video.

Erratum: Fraserhead is a dumbass for saying “Spiritualized never fail to disappoint” when, in fact, he meant the complete opposite. Sorry Jason Spaceman. (Thank goodness for podcasts – The Herb Whisperer might be able to delete the incriminating evidence.)

Reminds us that, along time ago, we forgot to tell you about spEak You’re bRanes which is a great place to waste time and read of similar misuse and abuse of the English language.

And here’s today’s playlist in full…

12pm – 1pm

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1pm – 2pm

Download 1pm – 2pm here (m4a format)

2pm – 3pm

Download 2pm – 3pm here (m4a format)

Alternatively, this is the raw, unpasteurized version of the show in mp3 format. No chapters, pictures or links. Otherwise the audio content is the same as the three m4a files above. The choice is yours…..

Download 12pm – 3pm here (mp3 format)

The show: One shot for glory

Thank goodness for the podcast – we can edit out all the cock ups from today’s show. Our minds wandering because there was no coffee at the station and we had one eye on this evening’s New Zealand vs Bahrain game in Wellington (we’re flying up after the show and will have a few brandies at The Matterhorn for you).

Here’s The Unauthorised History of New Zealand episode featuring the All Whites 1982 World Cup run. Keep an eye out for Osama Bin Laden playing left back for Saudi Arabia and the subtle 9-11 omens.

Today’s playlist in full…

12pm – 1pm

Download 12pm – 1pm here (mp3 format)

No m4a format this week.

We ran out of time because of the One Shot For Glory.

1pm – 2pm

Download 1pm – 2pm here (mp3 format)

No m4a format this week.

We ran out of time because of the One Shot For Glory.

2pm – 3pm

Download 2pm – 3pm here (mp3 format)

No m4a format this week.

We ran out of time because of the One Shot For Glory.

Alternatively, this is the raw, unpasteurized version of the show in mp3 format. No edits. Otherwise the audio content is the same as the three mp3 files above. The choice is yours…..

Download 12pm – 3pm here (mp3 format).

The show: You pay a heavy price for free jazz

Find of the week was “Black beautiful women” on the Soul Sides blog. We’re confused as to why the track was credited to the Spirit House Movers when further investigation revealed the group to be The Jihad. More details can be found at Nothing 2.0, along with three complete albums to download from Jihad productions 1960’s catalogue. Warning: Contents may include traces of free jazz.

We promised to play samples of British Scottish British Scottish comedian Frankie Boyle during the last hour of the show, in light of the BBC Trust’s recent ruling on his remarks about Rebecca Adlington on Mock The Week. However these slivers of comedy gold need to carefully nurtured and not thrown into the mix in a slapdash fashion. So maybe next week, in the meantime….

Today’s playlist in full…

12pm – 1pm

Download 12pm – 1pm here (m4a format)

1pm – 2pm

Download 1pm – 2pm here (m4a format)

2pm – 3pm

Download 2pm – 3pm here (m4a format)

Alternatively, this is the raw, unpasteurized version of the show in mp3 format. No chapters, pictures, links or edits. Otherwise the audio content is the same as the three m4a files above. The choice is yours…..

Download 12pm – 3pm here (mp3 format).

The show: Happy hallowe’en

Hallowe’en was invented in 1351 in Ireland when agricultural workers, after months of back-breaking potato digging and processing of the annual harvest, needed a way of getting the kids out of the house for the evening so they could have a quiet Guinness, Bushmills chaser and big joint in a bubble bath.

Trick-or-treating was invented to keep those kids occupied for several hours. The early years were brutal, with tales galore of small ginger freaks kneecapping grumpy neighbours with shillelaghs. Things improved in the 1880s when the most violent Irish children went to live in New York City with Leonardo DiCaprio and Daniel Day-Lewis. The trick-or-treating became gentrified and commodified, growing into the tradition that most people now complain about when they call Hallowe’en an American institution.

However, if you don’t get into the trick-or-treating spirit there is still a violent undercurrent as evidenced below in a classic scene from Curb Your Enthusiam

In which The Herb Whisperer promises to play the scariest song of all time – White Noise “The Visitation”. Be afraid. Very afraid.

PS: Fraserhead has excellent spatial awareness but poor time perception. So poor in fact that he thinks Show Day (Friday 13 November) is next Friday. Apologies for confusing anyone. We’d edit it out of the podcast but it affects too much of the show, so when Fraserhead speaks please ignore anything he says. Seriously.

Today’s playlist in full…

12pm – 1pm

Download 12pm – 1pm here (m4a format)

1pm – 2pm

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2pm – 3pm

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The show: No Phil Collins Required? Nonce Sense!

In which at 12.15pm Fraserhead threatens The Herb Whisperer with a 2 hour 45 minute Phil Collins megamix (purely for testing The Herb Whisperer’s sincerity in disliking Phil Collins, you understand).

By the way, “Nonce Sense” refers to Phil Collins’ legendary appearance in the 2001 Brass Eye paedophilia special.

Today’s playlist in full…

12pm – 1pm

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1pm – 2pm

Download 1pm – 2pm here (m4a format)

2pm – 3pm

Download 2pm – 3pm here (m4a format)