Author: The Joint

*** Apologies – this should have been broadcast last weekend but our inability to master the fundamentals of e-mail meant it didn’t happen. This, of course, makes The Rapture pun and reference even lamer than it was 7 days ago. ***

The second of two mixes blending excerpts from Chris Morris‘ Blue Jam CD and our favourite earworms of the last couple of months, plus one oldies thrown in for a very good reason.

In case we don’t all make it to the end of the show we thought we should start with “Sister Saviour”, there’s nothing like a bit of Rapture to bookend your day. The Joint does welcome Harold Egbert Camping‘s prediction of today’s events with open arms, a clear conscience and (of course) fresh underwear.

We hope to see you on the other side.

• Rapture, The –  Sister Saviour (DFA Vocal Remix)
• Cassius – Les Infants (Gesaffelstein Remix)
• Adventure – Feels Like Heaven
• Chris Morris –  Doc Phone
• Chikita Violenta –  Roni
• Dum Dum Girls –  He Gets Me High
• Maya Vanya – Panama (Club Remix)
• Chris Morris –  Little Girl Balls
• Miss Kittin –  All You Need (Gesaffelstein Remix)
• Ghostpoet –  Cash And Carry Me Home
• Ty Segall –  Fist Heart Mighty Dawn Dart
• Chris Morris –  Club News
• Gold Panda – I Suppose I Should Say ‘Thanks’ Or Some Shit
• Dead Gaze – Fishing With Robert
• Ginuwine, Timbaland & Missy Elliot – Get Involved 2011 (Adam F & Herve Stadium Kaos Remix)
• Chris Morris –  Suicide Journalist
• Being There – Sad Prayer
• Guards – Resolution Of One
• Raveonettes, The – Forget That You’re Young
• Chris Morris –  4ft Car
• KGB –  Ghetto Blasta
• BBU – Please, No Pictures (Featuring Das Racist)
• Tough Knuckles – Downtown Girl
• Chris Morris –  Bad Sex
• Bazooka – I Want To Fuck All The Girls In My School
• Moullinex –  Tear Club
• Mean Doe Green – Blue Ribbon Rap (featuring Raekwon & Planet Asia)
• Ital –  Ital’s Theme
• Chris Morris –  Acupuncture
• Unkle – The Answer (Trentemoller Remix)
• Chris Morris –  Blue Jam Outro

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Back on track with a pre-recorded mix for our usual RDU timeslot. It’s the first of a two part effort (“two part special” seems too grandiose a phrase), taking excerpts from Chris Morris’ Blue Jam album from 2000 and dropping them inbetween a bunch of tunes that have taken our fancy in the last few weeks.

• Chris Morris –  Blue Jam Intro
• Golden Girls – Kinetic (Lone Remix)
• Dels – Gob (Featuring Jack Davey) (Dave Sitek Remix)
• Diamond Doves – Club Night
• Chris Morris –  TV Lizards
• Solar Bears –  Twin Stars
• Pj Harvey –  The Colour Of The Earth
• Arnaud Fleurent-Didier –  France Culture
• Syd Tha Kyd & Lux –  Flashlight
• Chris Morris –  Doc Cock
• Art Brut – Lost Weekend
• Iceage –  New Brigade
• Raleigh Moncrief – Lament For Morning
• Thieves Like Us – One Night With You (Nite Jewel Remix)
• Chris Morris –  Unflustered Parents
• 13 & God – Old Age
• Unknown Mortal Orchestra – How Can U Luv Me?
• Shocking Pinks –  Ten Years
• Timber Timbre –  Creep On Creepin On
• Chris Morris –  Kids Party
• Ital –  One Hit
• Not The 1s –  You Dress Like An Asshole
• Gay For Johnny Depp – Humility (Best Coast Remix)
• Vvolves –  Birds In Berlin
• Chris Morris –  Porn
• MF Doom  – Vomit (3:33 Remix)
• Trap.Avoid – Little Countries (Sal P & Neurotic Drum Band Remix)
• Chris Morris –  Fixit Girl
• Crystal Stilts – Through The Floor
• Mount Pleasant –  Florida
• Carl Barat -This Is The Song

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We’re still fine tuning our R18 Vintage Cuts banned records special and, to be honest, it’s getting difficult to pin down what exactly constitutes a ban on a record.

If you’re a member of Anal Cunt playing grindcore to an audience of 50 people in West Newton, Massachusetts, you can’t exactly claim your new limited edition split 7″ single on Stinky Horse Fuck records has been banned just because the Clear Channel won’t put it on the playlist.

Add in the fact that media outlets very rarely officially “ban” songs these days, they just ignore them or advise presenters against playing them at certain times of the day, and we’re entering very murky waters indeed.

Whilst we continue to sift through the semantics of censorship we will take the easy option leave you with the countdown from #25 to #1 from John Peel’s Festive Fifty from 1996.

As is always the case with these old radio shows the quality is not always the highest – they’ve been ripped from cassettes, they have crude edits when the tape has had to be flipped over and songs have been dubbed in from other sources when someone forgot to do the flipping and missed a track – but the same could be said of a normal episode of The Joint.

If the suspense of finding out who is in the top spot is too great for you there’s always a spoiler online.

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When it came to putting together our own original mix of music this week, time was thin on the ground. Hey, those post-earthquake chemical toilets don’t assemble and empty themselves you know.

Instead, we’ve crudely bolted together two unedited sets of other people’s work. Extracts have been played on past episodes of The Joint but here, in their full glory, are the Zilla & Buddy Peace “A Friendly Game Of Chess” mix CD from 2003 and last year’s “South Yorks Vol 1” promo by Kid Acne & DJ Slick Dixxx.

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