The Show: I got a princess face, a killer body, samurai mind

And on with the show…

Direct download: The Joint – 20 August 2022

Notebooks out completists, here’s the playlist in full…

  • NICKI MINAJ – Super Freaky Girl *
  • MANNI DEE – Pillow Princess
  • PARIAH – Caterpillar
  • JAY STRATA – Bad Trip
  • LA HIJA DEL APOCALIPSIS – Coronavirus
  • NO AGE – Tripped Out Before Scott
  • THE UMLAUTS – Non È Ancora
  • NIA ARCHIVES – Gud Gudbyes
  • NATION OF LANGUAGE – Across That Fine Line
  • GILLA BAND – Backwash
  • DJ EARL – YOUKNOWDABIZ (featuring DJ ACEY)
  • CROP CIRCLES720 – Theological Jazz
  • PETER MILLER – Grave
  • RUSSIAN CIRCLES – Conduit
  • BEST FRENZ – Ugly Ending
  • DANGER MOUSE, BLACK THOUGHT – Strangers (featuring A$AP Rocky and Run The Jewels)
  • DUNGEN – Om Det Finns Något Som Du Vill Fråga Mig
  • ALASKALASKA – Still Life
  • RÖYKSOPP – Let’s Get It Right (featuring Astrid S)
  • M.I.A. – Popular
  • IDK & DENZEL CURRY – Dog Food
  • BANDMANRILL – Real Hips
  • JIGEN – 一番勝負対右弦
  • GUERILLA TOSS – Zum Herz
  • DENDRONS – Vain Repeating
  • AMOR BUTANO – Alicia
  • FOUR TET – Watersynth
  • THE MAGHREBAN, NAH EETO – Got Your Number (featuring Nah Eeto)
  • PHELIMUNCASI – Uyaphi Wenano (featuring Mafethan)
  • DAVID BEGUN – Villain In Satin
  • BILLIE EILISH – TV

* The inspiration for this week’s lyrical heading.

The Show: Remember I was your hippo, I’d wear your heart like a Zippo

First up, let us acknowledge that the misheard lyric meme is tired, dated and had burnt itself out way before memes even existed.

Having said that, we did have cause to stop and stare in wonder at our speakers the other week when we listened to the opening verse of The Weeknd’s “Less Than Zero”. The accompanying  lyric video confirmed that we had misunderstood the words and that the couplet in question wasn’t actually hippo & Zippo but hero & symbol.

Far be it from us to advise Mr. Tesfaye on song writing, but we just can’t help but feel that our take is slightly better.  After all, it does actually rhyme. Plus, no matter what anybody tells us, we still hear a song about semiaquatic mammals and lighters.

And on with the show…

Direct download: The Joint – 22 January 2022

Notebooks out completists, here’s the playlist in full…

  • MAHAVISHNU ORCHESTRA – Planetary Citizen
  • THE WEEKND – Gasoline
  • TAPE HISS – La Tirimbina
  • ERIS DREW – Time To Move Close
  • HOLODRUM – Free Advice
  • PRINCE JAZZBO – Replay Version
  • LONE – ROYGBIV
  • ROBERT GLASPER – Black Superhero
  • ARAB STRAP – Aphelion
  • TONY GALLARDO – Bruja
  • GUERILLA TOSS – Cannibal Capital
  • BLACK SHEEP – Flavor Of The Month
  • ANITA LANE – Do That Thing
  • RÖYKSOPP – The Ladder
  • CATE LE BON – Remembering Me
  • EARMAKE – Space Disco
  • CASSETTEBOY – Rage Against The Party Machine
  • EARL SWEATSHIRT – Titanic
  • ROLO TOMASSI – Closer
  • DOMINIQUE LAWALREE – Le Maison Des 5 Elements (First Meeting)
  • HAZEY – Packs and Potions
  • LEATHER RATS – Fuck Shit Up (live)
  • NIK COLK VOID – Interruption Is Good (edit)
  • THE KVB – Unbound
  • THE WEEKND – Less Than Zero *
  • SECTORSEPT – Be There
  • ACID COCO – Cara Dura
  • SHENSEEA – Dolly
  • KING CHAMPION SOUNDS – Telemetry
  • ROGER ROBINSON & RICHARD SKELTON – Where (“The Life We Knew” Version)
  • KING GIZZARD & THE LIZARD WIZARD – Black Hot Soup (DJ Shadow “My Own Reality” Re-Write)

* The misheard inspiration for this week’s lyrical heading.

The show: Baby

One for the music nerds out there, the amazing story of Donnie & Joe Emerson. A farmer notices that his sons are really into music so he builds them a studio and they record a lost classic in 1979.

Been listening to Ariel Pink’s new album “Mature Themes” and enjoying his cover of Donnie and Joe Emerson’s 1979 lost classic “Baby”. Apparently it’s been known about for years in record collector circles but I only found out about it recently via The Guardian Music Weekly 8 June 2012 podcast.

Record collectors can now rejoice because Light in The Attic Records is reissuing the “Dreamin’ Wild” album on fresh vinyl.

And here’s what the hype is about. Dig those Christine McVie style vocals…

And here’s the playlist in full…

12pm – 1pm

+ Download 12pm – 1pm – 87MB

1pm – 2pm

+ Download 1pm – 2pm – 93MB

The show: Using music to predict the result for the European Cup final.

Chateau Marmont
Chateau Marmont work hard on predicting the result of the Champions League final.

Indulge us. Please. For a minute. Punchline (sort of) coming…

This Wednesday night/Thursday morning (depending where you are in the world) sees the 2009 European Cup Final (annoyingly called the Champions League for the last 17 years) between FC Barcelona and Manchester United, arguably the two best football teams currently on the planet, and each boasting potential world players of the year.

The Herb Whisperer swears that this is the most excited he has been about a football match in years.

It’s a difficult match to predict. Will it be a goalless affair or a feast of goals? More importantly, how are we going to bet on this match and try to make up for the debacles of our poor betting records for the last few World Cups and European Championships?

Inspiration came in the form of playing Barcelona producer John Talabot‘s “Naomi” back to back with Manchester outfit Delphic‘s “Counterpoint”.

Because the former is 7 something minutes long and the latter is 6 something minutes long we have decided to put our life savings on Barcelona winning 7-6. In extra time.

With those sorts of winnings we’ll be able to throw a big party for all of you at Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles sometime soon. The invitations will be mailed out next Friday. Looking forward to seeing you there.

If we lose the bet, it’s our equivalent of burning a million quid, just like what The K Foundation did in 1994

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4uQtOQwLGE

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