The Show: The Tranquillusionist

We didn’t completely do it justice but on today’s show we wanted to highlight Helen Zaltzman’s rebranding of her Allusionist podcast as the Tranquillusionist.

Designed to soothe rather than provoke, the shows so far include a monologue of punchlines to well known jokes and another composed of the lyrics to “Imagine” but deconstructed in backwards alphabetical order.

Our favourite though is the reading of a list of the Westminster Kennel Club Best In Show winners from 1907 all the way through to this year. Much respect to Warren Remedy, the only dog to have won Westminster three years in a row.

And on with the show…

Direct download: The Joint – 18 April 2020

Notebooks out completists, here’s the playlist in full…

  • SUZI QUATRO –  Warm Leatherette
  • TAVES –  Decant
  • GORILLAZ –  Aries (featuring Peter Hook & Georgia)
  • AYA –  Burying A War ( Billie x Leftfield )
  • PLEASURE POOL –  Wassily
  • CHARLI XCX –  Forever
  • LEZ POP –  STRAP ON
  • MERE NOTILDE –  Sample Heaven
  • OUIJA MACC –  Fall Thru Da Floor
  • RUMBLEFISH –  Tug Boat Line
  • REVOLUTIONARY ARMY OF THE INFANT JESUS –  Belonging/O Nata Lux
  • PALE BLUE –  I Walk Alone With Acid
  • EGOTRIP –  Dreamworld (World Of Dreams Mix)
  • PLEASURE POOL –  Night Scars
  • DJ これからの緊急災害 –  MotherFvcker
  • SEAN PAUL –  Get Busy
  • QUELLE CHRIS & CHRIS KEYS –  Sacred Safe (featuring Homeboy Sandman, Cavalier & Merrill Garbus)
  • ROXY MUSIC –  Mother Of Pearl
  • ORAX –  Above
  • THE STROKES –  The Adults Are Talking
  • FERA –  Stupida
  • LIAM K. SWIGGS & KOOL AID –  Rave Smack Talk
  • MARC RILEY & THE CREEPERS –  Shadow Figure
  • SKIN FLESH AND BONES –  Bones Dub
  • LINGUA IGNOTA –  O Ruthless Great Divine Director
  • BYRELL THE GREAT –  Happy CVNT (featuring Buddah & Divoli)
  • abstract projections –  habits
  • NO AGE –  Feeler
  • SPARKS –  Amateur Hour
  • POZI –  Whitewashing

The Show: 1966. A good year…

And a happy birthday to The Herb Whisperer. Like Eric Cantona, he too was born in 1966. And much like Cantona’s genius performances on the pitch, Herb’s presence in the Old Trafford stands back in the day helped lay the foundation for Manchester United’s domination of English football throughout the 1990s and early 2000s.

But that’s enough football history. On with the show…

Direct download: The Joint – 11 April 2020

Notebooks out completists, here’s the playlist in full…

  • ROY BUDD – Who Dares Wins (Wikan Tactical Insertion Mix)
  • ZANE 2000 – Novelty Waves
  • FILMMAKER – Outsider Warriors
  • THE TACKS – Rat
  • LIAM K. SWIGGS & KOOL AID – Rave Smack Talk
  • UNORTHODOXUNITUS – Cheeky C**t (Send for Loom + DJ SUX + Ottic)
  • NECRUM SELECT – Cypher In Blue
  • R.A.P. FERREIRA – DOLDRUMS
  • CARAMEL SMOOTH HEAVEN & JESS ASPINWALL – Pit
  • FRENCH_CONCESSION 法國租界 – End of Time (Indi Remix)
  • THE SORCERERS – Summoning The Monkey God
  • DIE ORANGEN – Sonne (Zeug Dub)
  • SILENT FREEWAY – Soda Fabric
  • FREDERIK VALENTIN & LOKE RAHBEK – Scarlett
  • WINDY & CARL – Recon
  • WOMB – Used to Be
  • HAMERKOP – Deadwood
  • MELANIE VELARDE – Memo
  • ROSA – Sera A Posillipo
  • PYE CORNER AUDIO – Distance
  • DESIRE – Escape
  • NIGHT RYDER 1983 – Bastarda
  • FANTASTIC MAN – Lather of Heaven
  • DATASSETTE – Existenzmaximum
  • DANIEL AVERY & ALESSANDRO CORTINI – Water
  • 2XM – Mediate

* The source of this week’s lyrical heading.

The Show: Shikwa

And on with the show…

Direct download: The Joint – 04 April 2020

Notebooks out completists, here’s the playlist in full…

  • HUGO MONTENEGRO  –  The Man From U.N.C.L.E. Theme
  • RUN THE JEWELS  –  Yankee And The Brave
  • UPSETTERS  –  Chim Cherie (Billy Jean)
  • LAUREL HALO  –  Sunlight On The Faded (Dub)
  • CHILDISH GAMBINO  –  47.48
  • REVOLUTIONARY ARMY OF THE INFANT JESUS  –  I Carry The Sun
  • RIZ AHMED  –  The Breakup (Shikwa) *
  • DREEMWAX  –  You Wouldn’t Understand
  • TIME ZONE  –  Wildstyle
  • CHEMICAL BROTHERS  –  Out Of Control (The Avalanches Surrender To Love Mix)
  • PLEASURE POOL  –  Ask Your Body
  • abstract projections  –  duality
  • ULTRAÍSTA  –  Tin King
  • LEZ POP  –  Gas Mask (Instrumental)
  • QUELLE CHRIS & CHRIS KEYS  –  SUDDEN DEATH
  • GEORGE JONES  –  White Lightning
  • LYRA PRAMUK  –  Tendril
  • RUN THE JEWELS  –  Ooh LA LA
  • BLACK MARBLE  –  One Eye Open
  • BILLY NOMATES  –  No
  • MALL GRAB  –  Believe (Festival Mix)
  • PROTOMARTYR  –  Processed By The Boys
  • SQUID  –  Sludge
  • BROKNTOYS  –  Sheut
  • BLEACHING AGENT  –  Set You Going (Hot Concept)
  • SOCCER96  –  I Was Gonna Fight Fascism (featuring Alabaster dePlume)

* The source of this week’s lyrical heading.

The Show: It’s not me but the world that needs help…

Who needs cabin fever? Definitely not you! In these times of self-isolation heed this sage advice from PETSHOP OX: “It’s not me but the world that needs help…”

And on with the show…

Direct download: The Joint – 28 March 2020

Notebooks out completists, here’s the playlist in full…

  • EVIE SANDS – I Can’t Let Go
  • CYENCE – Non Stop (Damon Jee & Darlyn Vlys Remix)
  • FILMMAKER – Outlaw
  • EARTH TRAX – I’m Not Afraid
  • PLACES FOR PEOPLE – Premium Check-in
  • HAMERKOP – Remote
  • YUMI ZOUMA – Lonely After
  • MAD FRANK – Lonely Boy
  • LAUMĖ – Klara (z Bydgoszczy)
  • HANNAH EVERINGHAM – My Feelings Aren’t My Fault
  • THE ORIELLES – Whilst the Flowers Look
  • FRENCH_CONCESSION 法國租界 – End Of Time (Junus Orca Remix)
  • BRODINSKI X LOW JACK – Armor Sunken
  • MAOCHIE FEMCHAIN – The Vanishing Point
  • CHROMATICS – The Runner
  • NOCOW – Far Voices
  • COSMIN TRG – Having Said That
  • GRANDMASTER MAHI – T-RAPANUI HOUSE
  • NAVY BLUE – Simultaneously Bleeding
  • R.A.P. FERREIRA – Big business (feat. Mike Ladd)
  • BYRELL THE GREAT – Holy Heels
  • PAPLOCO – PAPANUI STATE OF MIND
  • MACKENZIE – Rangi
  • LIGHTNING DUST – Devoted To
  • I BREAK HORSES – Neon Lights
  • THOMAS ISBISTER – Itching A Dream
  • PETSHOP OX – Count Yourself Lucky *
  • DESMOND CHEESE – I Was There (feat. Ofa Fanaika)
  • ATLETAS – Cedros

* The source of this week’s lyrical heading.

The Show: Are you the goddamn Coronavirus?

This week’s show was put together quickly, incorporating large chunks of Conan O’Brien’s Self-Quarantine podcast (featuring Andy Daly) and huge swathes of the 2020 BBC Radio 6 Music Festival.

However, the time we saved was put to good use. We managed to get in 8 – 10 solid hours of worrying about the future of the world. Job done.

And on with the show…

Direct download: The Joint – 21 March 2020

Notebooks out completists, here’s the playlist in full…

Highlights from the 6 Music Festival 2020

  • ANNA MEREDITH – Paramour
  • black midi – Speedway
  • GAIKA – Spectacular Anthem
  • KATE TEMPEST – People’s Faces
  • KIM GORDON – Air BnB
  • ROBERT GLASPER – J Dilla Tribute
  • SQUID – Houseplants
  • SUDAN ARCHIVES – Confessions
  • WARMDUSCHER – Midnight Dipper

Dalton Wilcox shot the Coronavirus *

  • WARMDUSCHER – Midnight Dipper (Soulwax Remix)
  • EMPRESS SHELLY – Mufare
  • БASSAE – A
  • ARTICLE 54 – Piece Of Cake
  • DUSKY – Sort It Out Sharon (featuring Wiley)
  • KALLE HYGIEN – Absolute Bomber
  • LUZ1E – Dreamscape
  • ALTIN GÜN – Süpürgesi Yoncadan
  • DAS KOOLIES – It’s All About The Dolphins
  • LIGHGHT – Dark Rush
  • WORKING MEN’S CLUB – A.A.A.A.
  • RIZ AHMED – Fast Lava
  • SHOPPING – Initiative
  • THICK – Mansplain

August Lindt ignores the Coronavirus

  • JOY DIVISION – Isolation

* The source of this week’s lyrical heading.