The Show: Switch sides swiftly, then I’m onside chippin’

 

Switch sides swiftly, then I’m onside chippin’
Catch me online ’cause my team stay winning
You know how it is
They’re gonna put it in the paper like, “Which baller is this?”
I hide my face and wear the mask in the vids

What is the true identity of the supposed Premier League footballer turned masked, mystery rapper Dide?

Arsenal forward Eddie Nketiah? No chance. Unless we’re mistaken, at no point does anyone say current Premier League footballer. We’re old school – our money’s on Sir Les Ferdinand.

And on with the show…

Direct download: The Joint – 20 May 2023

Notebooks out completists, here’s the playlist in full…

  • BLUR – The Narcissist
  • SKEPTA, JAMMER – Mas Murder
  • GLÜME – It’s Good To Be Back
  • SOFIE ROYER – Mio
  • CONFIDENCE MAN, DANIEL AVERY – On & On (Again)
  • SIOUXSIE AND THE BANSHEES – Monitor
  • WITCH – Avalanche of Love (featuring Sampa the Great)
  • WATER FROM YOUR EYES – 14
  • DRY CLEANING – Swampy
  • LIONMILK – Treat Yourself Like A Friend
  • SHIT & SHINE – DIRT BIKE
  • ZAK VORTEX – City Nights (Remix)
  • THE LEMON TWIGS – Every Day Is The Worst Day Of My Life
  • CLARK – Dolgoch Tape
  • GOAT – Remind Yourself (Marlene Ribeiro Remix)
  • PINKERTON’S ASSORTED COLOURS – Mirror Mirror
  • NATION OF LANGUAGE – Stumbling Still
  • THE HIVES – Bogus Operandi
  • BOYS NOIZE & PUSSY RIOT – Chastity (featuring Alice Glass)
  • DANIEL AVERY – Going So Low (ft. Georgia)
  • LETTING UP DESPITE GREAT FAULTS – Vanity/Losing
  • TEMPS – ificouldjust
  • BODYWASH – Massif Central
  • NIGHTBUS – Mirrors
  • MARY MONDAY – I Gave My Punk Jacket To Ricky
  • SHIT & SHINE – REWOWER
  • CRIME FRIEND – Runt Mind
  • ROSALÍA – LLYLM
  • KEYWANE BALTIMORE – If I Want It
  • GRIAN CHATTEN – The Score
  • D&V – Conscious (Pilot)
  • FAT TONY, BLOCKHEAD – I’m Thinking ‘Bout Moving
  • KILLER MIKE – Don’t Let The Devil (featuring El-P, thankugoodsir)
  • DIDE – Thrill *
  • DESIRE – I Have Seen Enough

* The inspiration for this week’s lyrical heading.

The Show: Mantis With A Radish

 

In terms of incongruousness, this is up there with the footage of PiL on America Bandstand we mentioned a few months ago. Same year, 1980, but this time it’s Yellow Magic Orchestra wowing Soul Train’s audience.

It’s just sad it took the untimely passing of Ryuichi Sakamoto to bring it to our attention.

Direct download: The Joint – 8 April 2023

Notebooks out completists, here’s the playlist in full…

    • GEMMA RAY – Come Oblivion
    • ROSALÍA, RAUW ALEJANDRO – VAMPIROS
    • BLACK BELT EAGLE SCOUT – Nobody
    • ALAN BRAXE – Never Coming Back (featuring Annie)
    • HEARTWORMS – 24 Hours
    • felicita – Spalarkle (Alys) (featuring Caroline Polachek) *
    • MANDY, INDIANA – Injury Detail
    • NAKHANE – Tell Me Your Politik (featuring Moonchild Sanelly & Nile Rodgers)
    • VANESSA WORM – Goodbye
    • GEESE – 3D Country
    • 100 GECS – The Most Wanted Person In The United States
    • DJ GIRL – Get Down
    • DROWNED MEMORIES – Anywhere Beyond The Ocean
    • EL MICHELS AFFAIR & BLACK THOUGHT – I’m Still Somehow
    • HANNAH JADAGU – Warning Sign
    • RAJA KIRIK – Raja Eden
    • FACS – Slogan
    • TYLER THE CREATOR – SORRY NOT SORRY
    • PIGLET – Building Site Outside
    • AQRXVST – 29
    • THE MARY ONETTES – Easy Hands
    • TEENGENERATE – Six And Change
    • WEDNESDAY – TV In The Gas Pump
    • SPEAKERS CORNER QUARTET – fix (featuring Tirzah)
    • STEFFLON DON – DemDead
    • SONGER – 04:59 (featuring D Double E)
    • COACH PARTY – Micro Aggression
    • ROBERT FFRENCH, CLEMENT IRIE – Bun & Cheese
    • ROGER ROBINSON – Summer
    • THE LEMON TWIGS – Corner Of My Eye
    • CORDAE – Two Tens (featuring Anderson .Paak)
    • DROWNED MEMORIES – Caustique
    • RYUICHI SAKAMOTO – Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence

* The inspiration for this week’s lyrical heading.