The Show: This is the other side, I’m crying

Starting today with one of our favourite Cabaret Voltaire songs “Yashar“, the first of their tunes to use the “70 billion people of Earth, where are they hiding?” Outer Limits sample.

It was later re-purposed for a 90’s electronica compilation, “Happy Land” culminating, this week, in bewilderment for one or two unsuspecting Taylor Swift fans…

 

The online world needs little excuse for a mash-up, so the Cabaret Voltaylors have already begun.

And on with the show…

Direct download: The Joint – 15 July 2023

Notebooks out completists, here’s the playlist in full…

  • CABARET VOLTAIRE – Yashar *
  • DEPECHE MODE – Wagging Tongue (Wet Leg Remix)
  • WATER FROM YOUR EYES – Something Changed
  • JACKIE EXTREME – throat, heart, eyeballs
  • YARD ACT – The Trench Coat Museum
  • THE JAYNETTS – Sally, Go Round The Roses
  • CHERYL JOHNSON – Crock
  • JAY ROCK – Eastside (featuring Kal Banx)
  • THE BUG – Hunted(On the run)
  • MAY RIO – Aspartame
  • JULIE BYRNE – The Greater Wings
  • FLY ANAKIN – Intrepid
  • REVIVAL SEASON – Outernational – Side A
  • J.P. RAGS – Bells of Saint Barbara
  • LUCIA TACCHETTI, SANTIAGO BARRIONUEVO – El Magnetismo
  • SHENSEEA – Talk Truth
  • DOJA CAT – Attention
  • TEFLON – Contraband
  • STEVE REICH, PAT METHENY – Electric Counterpoint: III. Fast
  • THE BUG – Sickness(Slowly dying)
  • NORMAL NADA THE KRAKMAXTER – Dedicado ao sem abrigo esperanca ou quando a esperanca morre
  • BLACK MARKET KARMA & TESS PARKS – The Sky Was All Diseased
  • BLACK BONES – All In Good Time
  • RUBBER BLANKET – Gandy Dancer
  • PINKY ANN RIHAL – Tu Aaja
  • MANDY, INDIANA – Drag [Crashed]
  • OVERMONO – So U Kno
  • OLIVIA RODRIGO – vampire

* The inspiration for this week’s lyrical heading.

The Show: I’m the only one who sees me naked

And on with the show…

Direct download: The Joint – 01 July 2023

Notebooks out completists, here’s the playlist in full…

  • KELIS – Finest Dreams / Milkshake / Smells Like Teen Spirit / I Feel Love (Live At Glastonbury 2023)
  • REY SAPIENZ & THE CONGO TECHNO ENSEMBLE – 96
  • JULIO BASHMORE – Bubblin
  • MARIA UZOR – Carousel (The Umlauts Remix)

[OFFICE HOURS LIVE – Taylor Sniff]

  • SOJABRAT – Antennas Up
  • TELENIGHTS – GET IN
  • LIL YACHTY – The Ride
  • PETE YORN, SCARLETT JOHANSSON – I Am The Cosmos
  • RP BOO – Eraser
  • feeble little horse – Steamroller *
  • MANDY, INDIANA – 2 Stripe
  • CHERYL JOHNSON – peace creature
  • SHA EK & BANDMANRILL – Pistons (featuring MCVERTT)
  • SPARKS – Nothing Is As Good As They Say It Is
  • CONDUCTA – 3FALL
  • MERCURY – heaven
  • APHEX TWIN – Blackbox Life Recorder 21f
  • THE VOIDZ – Prophecy of The Dragon

[MICHAEL SPICER – Pockets Of Space]

  • GOAT – Seu Sangue
  • BAMBII – WICKED GYAL (featuring Lady Lykez)
  • SCRATCHCLART – IC3 – MENZI REMIX
  • THE THIRD WAVE – Niki
  • NUKULUK – I JUST WANNA LUV U
  • DAMON ALBARN – The Universal (Live on The Jonathan Ross Show
  • TORA-I – 17suns
  • PINKY ANN RIHAL, TURBOTITO, RAGZ – Tere Liye (Turbotito & Ragz Rework)
  • SHENSEEA & MYKE TOWERS – Infamous
  • STEELY DAN – Peg (Fingerman’s VIP AOR Edit)
  • LAA LEE, CHI CHING CHING, GOLD UP – Money Talk

[OFFICE HOURS LIVE – Bill Wyman’s Skipping Stones]

  • THE JESUS AND MARY CHAIN – Sometimes Always (Live At Hollywood Palladium) (featuring Isobel Campbell)
  • TALLUP – Tea Time
  • NADG – We A Run E Grung (Remix)
  • ROHAN – Jungle (Ride With Me)
  • YOUNG FATHERS – Toy (Live At Glastonbury 2023)

 

The Show: Remember I was your hippo, I’d wear your heart like a Zippo

First up, let us acknowledge that the misheard lyric meme is tired, dated and had burnt itself out way before memes even existed.

Having said that, we did have cause to stop and stare in wonder at our speakers the other week when we listened to the opening verse of The Weeknd’s “Less Than Zero”. The accompanying  lyric video confirmed that we had misunderstood the words and that the couplet in question wasn’t actually hippo & Zippo but hero & symbol.

Far be it from us to advise Mr. Tesfaye on song writing, but we just can’t help but feel that our take is slightly better.  After all, it does actually rhyme. Plus, no matter what anybody tells us, we still hear a song about semiaquatic mammals and lighters.

And on with the show…

Direct download: The Joint – 22 January 2022

Notebooks out completists, here’s the playlist in full…

  • MAHAVISHNU ORCHESTRA – Planetary Citizen
  • THE WEEKND – Gasoline
  • TAPE HISS – La Tirimbina
  • ERIS DREW – Time To Move Close
  • HOLODRUM – Free Advice
  • PRINCE JAZZBO – Replay Version
  • LONE – ROYGBIV
  • ROBERT GLASPER – Black Superhero
  • ARAB STRAP – Aphelion
  • TONY GALLARDO – Bruja
  • GUERILLA TOSS – Cannibal Capital
  • BLACK SHEEP – Flavor Of The Month
  • ANITA LANE – Do That Thing
  • RÖYKSOPP – The Ladder
  • CATE LE BON – Remembering Me
  • EARMAKE – Space Disco
  • CASSETTEBOY – Rage Against The Party Machine
  • EARL SWEATSHIRT – Titanic
  • ROLO TOMASSI – Closer
  • DOMINIQUE LAWALREE – Le Maison Des 5 Elements (First Meeting)
  • HAZEY – Packs and Potions
  • LEATHER RATS – Fuck Shit Up (live)
  • NIK COLK VOID – Interruption Is Good (edit)
  • THE KVB – Unbound
  • THE WEEKND – Less Than Zero *
  • SECTORSEPT – Be There
  • ACID COCO – Cara Dura
  • SHENSEEA – Dolly
  • KING CHAMPION SOUNDS – Telemetry
  • ROGER ROBINSON & RICHARD SKELTON – Where (“The Life We Knew” Version)
  • KING GIZZARD & THE LIZARD WIZARD – Black Hot Soup (DJ Shadow “My Own Reality” Re-Write)

* The misheard inspiration for this week’s lyrical heading.