The Show: Futile Attempts

Any spare time we had over the Christmas and New year period was spent listening and re-listening to Kim Noble’s “Futile Attempts (at Surviving Tomorrow)” podcast – and we’re still only up to episode 6/10.

If you want a lazy half-arsed comparison think Blue Jam but, arguably, less surreal and, possibly, more mundane (with the added caveat that mundane is completely the wrong word).

Whilst we continue to struggle for the right adjective you can simply judge for yourself using the video sample below and the audio excerpts in today’s show.

High Five Hat

Humanity sucks… We all need encouragement to keep going…so I made this hat.

And on with the show…

Direct download: The Joint – 9 January 2021

Notebooks out completists, here’s the playlist in full…

  • RATS ON RAFTS  –  Tokyo Music Experience
  • BACKXWASH  –  Psalms 23 (featuring Camp Blood)
  • CUPCAKKE  –  GUM
  • MÜCHA  –  A Narrow Fate
  • THE COOL GREENHOUSE  –  Alexa!
  • KING CREOSOTE  –  Susie Mullen
  • SCALPING  –  CHAMBER

Kim Noble “Notes On Human Kindness” Excerpt #1

  • HEALTH  –  CYBERPUNK 2.0.2.0.
  • TARAS BULBA  –  Fishcat Mother
  • break_fold  –  Meanwhile… Up in Trump Tower
  • SLEEPER & SNAKE  –  Shoot Through
  • MOONCHILD SANELLY  –  Thunda Thighs
  • LAEL NEALE  –  Every Star Shivers In The Dark

Kim Noble “Notes On Human Kindness” Excerpt #2

  • WE ARE JOINERS  –  9 Times A Week
  • THE GIRLS  –  Pedestrian Walk
  • GANG STARR  –  Glowing Mic
  • BADBADNOTGOOD & MF DOOM  –  The Chocolate Conquistadors
  • A NUMBER OF NAMES  –  Sharevari
  • THE CHILLS  –  You’re Immortal
  • POPSHOP!  –  Courting
  • FANCY ROSY  –  Punk Police

Kim Noble “Notes On Human Kindness” Excerpt #3

  • ENNY  –  Peng Black Girls Remix (featuring Jorja Smith)
  • CALIFORNIA WORLD  –  West Coastin’
  • NANCY SINATRA & LEE HAZLEWOOD  –  Arkansas Coal
  • TOMBERLIN  –  Hours (Katie Dey Remix)
  • CASSIO KOHL  –  Broken
  • MANIC STREET PREACHERS  –  Spectators Of Suicide (featuring Gwenno) (Welsh Version)

The Show: Heavy Metal Parking Lot

Brand new Shit & Shine with an accompanying video (see above) that uses footage from the 1986 documentary Heavy Metal Parking Lot (see below).

This, in turn, has inspired the Judas Priest links in today’s show. Who knew Rob Halford was so omnipresent on MTV promos and commercials in the mid 80’s (apart from 240 million Americans, that is)? TURBO POWER!

It’s a milestone in the careers of both Donny Osmond and Elton John as they both make their full Joint debuts, independently of each other but in the same unlikeliest of circumstances (hip-hop collaborations).

Plus The Sesh is back courtesy of Clara!.

Direct download: The Joint – 01 September 2018

And here’s the playlist in full…

  • LEE HAZLEWOOD – The Girl On Death Row
  • LETS EAT GRANDMA – I Will Be Waiting (Baths Remix)
  • MUSH – Gig Economy
  • FUTURE GET DOWN – Here Come The Wreckers
  • SIR BABYGIRL – Heels
  • HOUSE OF FEELINGS – Touchscreen (featuring Meredith Graves)
  • MUNYA – Hotel Delmano
  • RICO NASTY – Wanna Do

TURBO POWER!

  • BROOKE CANDY – My Sex (featuring Pussy Riot, Mykki Blanco & MNDR)
  • ATTRAKTTA – Distance in Ultrablue
  • REVOLUTIONARY CORPS OF TEENAGE JESUS – Who Cares Who Dies
  • NEZI MOMODU – Broken
  • LALA LALA – Water Over Sex
  • LIL YACHTY vs DONNY OSMOND – Start The Par-Dee
  • YOUNG THUG vs ELTON JOHN – Rocket Man
  • SINGERS & PLAYERS – Bedward The Flying Preacher

TURBO POWER!

TURBO POWER!

  • STEFFLON DON – Lil Bitch (Intro)
  • JONWAYNE – Last Last Fall
  • MEDHANE – Garden
  • MASS GOTHIC – How I Love You
  • CURTISS MALDOON – Sepheryn (Ray Of Light)
  • LOW – Disarray
  • ARIANA GRANDE – The Light Is Coming (featuring Nicki Minaj)
  • SHIT & SHINE – Yeah I’m On Acid
  • CHRISTINE AND THE QUEENS – 5 Dollars

The Show: The return of Tulip Black

Lady Tulip
Lady Tulip aka Tulip Black, turning things upside down just like Diana Ross.

Her last appearance on The Joint was back in 2009 and today is the return of Lady Tulip. She’s not too pleased either after missing out on tickets to Beyoncé’s three Auckland gigs in October which means she will be playing the darkest, scariest R&B that she can find. Hold tight.

And here’s the playlist in full…

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