The Show: Our hearts are full of regret and cholesterol…

Today’s show is woven between readings of the “WAP” lyrics by Ben Shapiro. We’ve not been as moved by a monologue since we first heard Richard Burton reciting Dylan Thomas.

As if that wasn’t dramatic enough, we chose to back Mr Shapiro’s oration with the latest offering from RZA – a brand new US ice cream truck jingle, written to replace the existing “well-known and problematic tune “Turkey in the Straw”.”

And on with the show…

Direct download: The Joint –  22 August 2020

Notebooks out completists, here’s the playlist in full…

  • seeyousoon  –  BEN AFFLECK
  • BOB VYLAN  –  England’s Ending
  • limeboiler  –  k.k. bossa (small version)
  • osquinn  –  ok im cool (with blackwinterwalls)
  • PHOEBE GREEN  –  Reinvent
  • MARIE DAVIDSON & L’ŒIL NU  –  Renegade Breakdown
  • SPARKLE DIVISION  –  You Go Girl!
  • OPEN MIKE EAGLE  –  Bucciarati (featuring Kari Faux)
  • CHEMTRAILS  –  Slag Heap Deity 1 *
  • SQUID  –  Pigs (In There)
  • SONG SUNG  –  The Minds Eye
  • KALI UCHIS & RICO NASTY  –  Aquí Yo Mando
  • CAPTAIN PLANET & ALSARAH كاپتن پلانت & الساره  –  Ghazal غزل
  • SUBCULTURE  –  The River Bend (featuring Rachel Chinouriri)
  • YACHT  –  (Downtown) Dancing (Selector Dub Narcotic Version)
  • MPHO SEBINA  –  Slip Away
  • CUT COPY  –  Like Breaking Glass
  • MAX RICHTER  –  All Human Beings – Pt. 1
  • MAX RICHTER  –  All Human Beings – Pt. 2
  • MAX RICHTER  –  Chorale – Pt. 4
  • CREEPAOFFICIAL  –  South Brum
  • CHANCE デラソウル  –  Sit Back
  • YARD ACT  –  Fixer Upper
  • BECCA MANCARI  –  First Time
  • CHARLOTTE OC  –  This Pain (PBR Streetgang Remix)
  • BILLY NICHOLLS  –  London Social Degree
  • THE NOTWIST  –  Ship
  • SLAM  –  Positive Education (A JD Twitch Remix)
  • FONTAINES D.C.  –  Living in America
  • SEX SWING  –  Valentine’s Day At The Gym (Jane Weaver Makeup Mix)
  • SHIT & SHINE  –  Hillbilly Moonshine
  • TROYE SIVAN  –  Rager Teenager!

* The source of this week’s lyrical heading.

The Show: Antiviral Wipe

There are many quotable lines in the latest incarnation of Charlie Brooker’s Wipe programme. Some of those lines make it into today’s show.

Direct download: The Joint – 16 May 2020

Notebooks out completists, here’s the playlist in full…

  • YĪN YĪN  –  One Inch Punch
  • NIV AST & ADRIEN ALBOU  –  Beau Chien (Zillas On Acid Remix)
  • FAKE FEVER  –  Neon Spree
  • HINDS  –  Just Like Kids (Miau)
  • REVOLUTIONARIES, THE  –  Natty A General Version
  • ASHEE  –  Techno Face
  • NAP EYES  –  Though I Wish I Could
  • KATY J PEARSON  –  Take Back The Radio
  • KEVIN FLOREZ & THE BUSY TWIST  –  Champetizate
  • SWEET FEMALE ATTITUDE  –  Flowers
  • TRIPLE NEGATIVE  –  Fine Cargo Lacquer
  • LIV.E  –  Lessons From My Mistakes… But I Lost Your Number
  • BUSCABULLA  –  NTE
  • JAY ELECTRONICA  –  Ghost Of Soulja Slim (featuring Jay Z)
  • JOCKSTRAP  –  The City
  • BROCKHAMPTON  –  things cant stay the same
  • TENGGER  –  Achime
  • ROCHES, THE  –  Hammond Song
  • serpentwithfeet  –  Psychic
  • CUT COPY  –  Love Is All We Share
  • SKEE MASK  –  Skreet Lvl Dub
  • CHARLI XCX  –  I Finally Understand
  • A WITNESS  –  Lucky In London
  • MADVILLAIN  –  Rhinestone Cowboy
  • BC CAMPLIGHT  –  I Only Drink When I’m Drunk
  • WICE  –  Interstellar
  • ORUÃ  –  Aquebranto
  • PANICKER  –  I’m Cramped
  • G.R.I.D.S  –  Robot R1dikul0
  • FONTAINES D.C.  –  A Hero’s Death

Awopbopaloobop Alopbamboom.

The show: We made it to the end of 2011!!!

And here’s the playlist in full…

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