The Show: Switch sides swiftly, then I’m onside chippin’

 

Switch sides swiftly, then I’m onside chippin’
Catch me online ’cause my team stay winning
You know how it is
They’re gonna put it in the paper like, “Which baller is this?”
I hide my face and wear the mask in the vids

What is the true identity of the supposed Premier League footballer turned masked, mystery rapper Dide?

Arsenal forward Eddie Nketiah? No chance. Unless we’re mistaken, at no point does anyone say current Premier League footballer. We’re old school – our money’s on Sir Les Ferdinand.

And on with the show…

Direct download: The Joint – 20 May 2023

Notebooks out completists, here’s the playlist in full…

  • BLUR – The Narcissist
  • SKEPTA, JAMMER – Mas Murder
  • GLÜME – It’s Good To Be Back
  • SOFIE ROYER – Mio
  • CONFIDENCE MAN, DANIEL AVERY – On & On (Again)
  • SIOUXSIE AND THE BANSHEES – Monitor
  • WITCH – Avalanche of Love (featuring Sampa the Great)
  • WATER FROM YOUR EYES – 14
  • DRY CLEANING – Swampy
  • LIONMILK – Treat Yourself Like A Friend
  • SHIT & SHINE – DIRT BIKE
  • ZAK VORTEX – City Nights (Remix)
  • THE LEMON TWIGS – Every Day Is The Worst Day Of My Life
  • CLARK – Dolgoch Tape
  • GOAT – Remind Yourself (Marlene Ribeiro Remix)
  • PINKERTON’S ASSORTED COLOURS – Mirror Mirror
  • NATION OF LANGUAGE – Stumbling Still
  • THE HIVES – Bogus Operandi
  • BOYS NOIZE & PUSSY RIOT – Chastity (featuring Alice Glass)
  • DANIEL AVERY – Going So Low (ft. Georgia)
  • LETTING UP DESPITE GREAT FAULTS – Vanity/Losing
  • TEMPS – ificouldjust
  • BODYWASH – Massif Central
  • NIGHTBUS – Mirrors
  • MARY MONDAY – I Gave My Punk Jacket To Ricky
  • SHIT & SHINE – REWOWER
  • CRIME FRIEND – Runt Mind
  • ROSALÍA – LLYLM
  • KEYWANE BALTIMORE – If I Want It
  • GRIAN CHATTEN – The Score
  • D&V – Conscious (Pilot)
  • FAT TONY, BLOCKHEAD – I’m Thinking ‘Bout Moving
  • KILLER MIKE – Don’t Let The Devil (featuring El-P, thankugoodsir)
  • DIDE – Thrill *
  • DESIRE – I Have Seen Enough

* The inspiration for this week’s lyrical heading.

The Show: The Shipping Forecast.

The BBC Radio 4 Shipping Forecast. ASMR before ASMR even existed. Short cryptic predictions for little-known geographical locations (South Utsire anyone?), snippets of the Forecast are sprinkled throughout today’s show.

If these excerpts do give you that ASMR “low grade euphoria” help yourself to 5 hour or even 9 hour YouTube compilations.

Personal favourite from this playlist is “The Flood” by Haiku Salut, part of their reimagined soundtrack to the 1926 Buster Keaton film “The General”. So feel free to spend the rest of your week trying to sync up the entire score on Spotify with a totally legit free stream of the movie*.

Direct download: The Joint – 5 October 2019

And notebooks out completists, here’s the playlist in full…

  • HOLY FUCK  –  Luxe
  • MASSIVE ATTACK  –  Exchange (Mountain Steppers Dub)
  • SUPER DRAMA  –  Unforgettable Runway
  • SMOKE ON THE HORIZON  –  12022
  • SIGUR RÓS  –  Svefn-G-Englar (Live At Popp í Reykjavík, 1998)
  • ROYAL TRUX  –  Suburban Junky Lady (Ariel Pink Remix)
  • HAIKU SALUT  –  The Flood
  • BULLS BLOOD  –  The Forest Hates You
  • JUST MUSTARD  –  Seven
  • BUSY P  –  Rainbow Man
  • SIR WAS  –  Fly Away
  • CINDY MALONE  –  You Were Near Me
  • YABBY YOU & KING TUBBY  –  Dub Plague
  • OPEN MIKE EAGLE  –  The Edge Of New Clothes
  • 3PHAZ  –  Phazbaz
  • WYLIE CABLE  –  Möbius Strip (featuring Clyde)
  • R. ELIZABETH – Every And All We Voyage On
  • PARSNIP  –  Seafarer
  • WESSON  –  22
  • REEKO  –  Punish Or Be Damned
  • MC YALLAH X DEBMASTER  –  Teba Kuda Mabega
  • MY DISCO  –  Successive Pleasure
  • ENE  –  Revolution
  • HANNAH DIAMOND & DANNY L HARLE  –  Part Of Me
  • STEEP LEANS  –  Dream On Slow
  • BLUR  –  This Is A Low

*Legit & free if you become a member of Christchurch City Libraries

Don’t be afraid, it’s only blood

Direct download: The Joint – 17 September 2016

Straight into the wonky and wobbly with Moogy synths, washing machine techno on hard sudsy cycles in the middle, the beats break up after that, and then we finish off with the pop.

And here’s the playlist in full…

  • I Monster – The fantastic tale of Dr. MOOG and the birth of the shimmering beast
  • La Femme – Always in the Sun
  • Yoo-Yoo – Pet Shop Boys
  • Pet Shop Boys – Twenty-something
  • Mndsgn – Ya Own Way
  • The Invisible – Life’s Dancers (Floating Points Remix)
  • Tom Terrien – Tiny Algo (4 Bernie)
  • Dead Fader – Spinning Wheel
  • Steve Murphy – Italolove
  • Evigt Mörker – Tom Himmel
  • Sparky – My Prophet
  • Neel – Vandal
  • Mr. Tophat – Medical Treatment
  • LATHE – Athens By Taxi
  • Starkey – Apsis
  • Langa Langa – Freedom Is The Thing
  • Waldeck feat. La Heidi – Una Volta
  • Jenny Hval – Period Piece *
  • Uffe – As Long as It Lasts
  • Blair Parkes – shoulders
  • Silver Apples – Nothing Matters
  • Bambooman – Foundations
  • Blur – To The End
  • Bosques De Mi Mente – El Fin De Las Cosas Parte 2
  • Polygon Window – Quino-Phec

* The source of this week’s lyrical heading.

The Show: It’s okay, it’s meant to sound like that

And here’s the playlist in full…

Direct download: The_Joint_2015-02-21-12-14.mp3

12pm – 1pm

1pm – 2pm

The Show: Showers of golden dub

A match made in heaven, or in a very smoky room. That’s right – The Orb finally tracked down Lee “Scratch” Perry and they’ve rerubbed “Little Fluffy Clouds” with a new version called “Golden Clouds”.


And here’s the playlist in full…

12pm – 1pm + Download 12pm – 1pm – 89MB

1pm – 2pm + Download 1pm – 2pm – 91MB