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The Show: Switch sides swiftly, then I’m onside chippin’

 

Switch sides swiftly, then I’m onside chippin’
Catch me online ’cause my team stay winning
You know how it is
They’re gonna put it in the paper like, “Which baller is this?”
I hide my face and wear the mask in the vids

What is the true identity of the supposed Premier League footballer turned masked, mystery rapper Dide?

Arsenal forward Eddie Nketiah? No chance. Unless we’re mistaken, at no point does anyone say current Premier League footballer. We’re old school – our money’s on Sir Les Ferdinand.

And on with the show…

Direct download: The Joint – 20 May 2023

Notebooks out completists, here’s the playlist in full…

  • BLUR – The Narcissist
  • SKEPTA, JAMMER – Mas Murder
  • GLÜME – It’s Good To Be Back
  • SOFIE ROYER – Mio
  • CONFIDENCE MAN, DANIEL AVERY – On & On (Again)
  • SIOUXSIE AND THE BANSHEES – Monitor
  • WITCH – Avalanche of Love (featuring Sampa the Great)
  • WATER FROM YOUR EYES – 14
  • DRY CLEANING – Swampy
  • LIONMILK – Treat Yourself Like A Friend
  • SHIT & SHINE – DIRT BIKE
  • ZAK VORTEX – City Nights (Remix)
  • THE LEMON TWIGS – Every Day Is The Worst Day Of My Life
  • CLARK – Dolgoch Tape
  • GOAT – Remind Yourself (Marlene Ribeiro Remix)
  • PINKERTON’S ASSORTED COLOURS – Mirror Mirror
  • NATION OF LANGUAGE – Stumbling Still
  • THE HIVES – Bogus Operandi
  • BOYS NOIZE & PUSSY RIOT – Chastity (featuring Alice Glass)
  • DANIEL AVERY – Going So Low (ft. Georgia)
  • LETTING UP DESPITE GREAT FAULTS – Vanity/Losing
  • TEMPS – ificouldjust
  • BODYWASH – Massif Central
  • NIGHTBUS – Mirrors
  • MARY MONDAY – I Gave My Punk Jacket To Ricky
  • SHIT & SHINE – REWOWER
  • CRIME FRIEND – Runt Mind
  • ROSALÍA – LLYLM
  • KEYWANE BALTIMORE – If I Want It
  • GRIAN CHATTEN – The Score
  • D&V – Conscious (Pilot)
  • FAT TONY, BLOCKHEAD – I’m Thinking ‘Bout Moving
  • KILLER MIKE – Don’t Let The Devil (featuring El-P, thankugoodsir)
  • DIDE – Thrill *
  • DESIRE – I Have Seen Enough

* The inspiration for this week’s lyrical heading.

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My heart will never suffer inside this golden slumber…

And on with the show…

Direct download: The Joint – 13 May 2023

Notebooks out completists, here’s the playlist in full…

  • NABIHAH IQBAL – Dreamer *
  • MONTE MAI – Fever Rays
  • DEERHOOF – Everybody, Marvel
  • BLAIR PARKES – turn the lights down low
  • THE HEAVY MELLOW – Floater
  • DORIO – Strawberry Dream
  • THE GLASS EYE – The Morning Fades
  • KLEIN ZAGE – Sand
  • WEYES BLOOD – Grapevine
  • 御山△EDIT(MORI RA & DJGR◯UN土) feat. AFROBABES – Mountain Disco
  • SHIT AND SHINE – YOUR DADS A LOSER
  • SHIT AND SHINE – REWOWER
  • SHIT AND SHINE – DR R
  • YOUNG GHO$T – JUNGLE SUNSHINE
  • NIKKI NAIR – Wall Panda
  • BODY BEAT RITUAL – Dark Decade
  • 100 GECS – mememe
  • MICHELS AFFAIR & BLACK THOUGHT – That Girl
  • SEB THE VEGABOND – median joe
  • ANDREW MBARUK AND RHYS LANGSTON – Foxhole feat. Jouquin Fox
  • LORD APEX & EL LIF – Change
  • MANDRASSI & ZOLLINGER – Rhythm And Sound N.2
  • SQÜRL – Berlin ’87
  • SIX O’MATIC – Old Hag at the Apothecary
  • KIJI SUEDO – Hosek IV
  • PATELLA – Don’t Go
  • GAYANCE – Nunca Mais feat. LAZA (Extended Vocal Mix)
  • TERR – States Of Mind
  • HIDDEN SPHERES – Tanzen (Club Mix)
  • WALLACE – Shanghai Street

* The inspiration for this week’s lyrical heading.

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The Show: Serf Music

And on with the show…

Direct download: The Joint – 6 May 2023

Notebooks out completists, here’s the playlist in full…

  • MANDY, INDIANA – Peach Fuzz
  • MEDIOCRE – Together Together
  • NOLGA – Electric Sunrise
  • waterbaby – Airforce Blue
  • MASCARA – See You In L.A. / Jet Plane Ride
  • yunè pinku – Sports
  • SHIT & SHINE – TEN FOUR CHEESE WHOPPER
  • GOAT – Under No Nation (12″ Extended Dance Mix by John Mark Lapham
  • FLO – Fly Girl (featuring Missy Elliott)
  • CHARLIE SMARTS & DJ ILL DIGITZ – Mezzanine
  • DROWNED MEMORIES – Breathe
  • SHIT & SHINE – INFINITE SHITE
  • NICO – The Last Mile (Enhanced Electrified Version)
  • SYNTHIA – So Low

THE BUGLE – Know Your Fucking Place Serfs *

  • d4vd – WORTHLESS
  • audiobooks – Beekeeper
  • DUBLEX INC. – Tango Forte
  • MICHAEL J. BLOOD – SUCHAFYN
  • EYES OF OTHERS – Big Companies, Large Tentacles
  • DAS KOOLIES – Best Mindfuck Yet
  • DEENA ABDELWAHED – Flirt
  • MARCEAU BORÉ – Au Port
  • THE LILAC TIME – A Makeshift Raft
  • SQUID – Undergrowth
  • ORIELLES, THE – Tableau 002
  • SHYGIRL – Playboy / Positions
  • ARMANI WHITE, A$AP FERG – SILVER TOOTH.
  • THE LAST DINNER PARTY – Nothing Matters
  • COI LERAY – My Body

* The inspiration for this week’s lyrical heading.

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Sometimes I’m on hype, sometimes I’m on chill mode…

Ambient bagpipes, hip hop mashups, local synths, and ballet symphonies amongst others.

Allow us to enter into evidence, Exhibit A…

And on with the show…

Direct download: The Joint – 29 April 2023

Notebooks out completists, here’s the playlist in full…

  • KERBSIDE COLLECTION – Glaze
  • JAY-Z VS GIL SCOTT-HERON – New York (Concept de Paris)
  • SEB THE VEGABOND – butterfly effect feat. Lui Mill
  • JPEGMAFIA X DANNY BROWN – Fentanyl Tester
  • WESTSIDE GUNN – Mac Don’t Stop
  • ANDREW MBARUK AND RHYS LANGSTON – Dylan Thomas and James Baldwin Walk into a Bar (feat. Old Grape God)
  • LORD APEX & EL LIF – Hype & Chill *
  • THOMAS BANGALTER – L’Accouchement
  • MEN AN TOL – Womb of The Ancient Ones
  • SIX O’MATIC – The Land of Nod
  • ZANE 2000 – Thank You Demi
  • THE GLASS EYE – We Are The Johns
  • THE GLASS EYE – Mania
  • THE GLASS EYE – Scum Surfer
  • BLAIR PARKES – breezy
  • BLAIR PARKES – we control the message
  • BLAIR PARKES – la la lee
  • SQÜRL – John Ashbery Takes A Walk (feat. Charlotte Gainsbourg)
  • JESSY LANZA – Don’t Leave Me Now
  • MONTE MAI – Peaches and Limes
  • FRIKARDO & IGOR GONYA – Fate & Chance
  • UNLOVED – Number in my phone
  • SBTRKT – L.F.O. (feat. Sampha & George Riley)
  • VICK LAVENDER – Shifting Gears (Vick Lavender’s Time Traveler Mix)
  • LORENZO MORRESI & LE ISOLE – Sulla Strada Della Luna
  • SURPRISE CHEF – Talent Stick
  • 2XM – Absolute
  • BACAO RHYTHM AND STEEL BAND – Hotline Bling
  • BIOSPHERE – Baby Satellite

* The inspiration for this week’s lyrical heading.

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The Show: Spearmint gum and neat vodka? YEAH! That’ll be great?!

It has been a long time since we plundered Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! for The Joint’s commercial breaks, so repurposing the “definitely not fake ads for fake products” from Office Hours Live on Tim Heidecker’s YouTube channel seems way overdue.

Let’s go full YouTube wormhole and recommend Are Sounds Electrik, especially when they cut up old film footage to create their own promo videos.

A recent favourite of ours is a 1982 single from Ignatius Jones (in today’s playlist) synced with footage from the 1944 film Don’t Take It To Heart .

Only 38 years passed between the release of the movie and the song but it’s now been more than 40 years since the song came out.

Make of that what you will.

And on with the show…

Direct download: The Joint – 22 April 2023

Notebooks out completists, here’s the playlist in full…

  • HOLIDAY GHOSTS – Again And Again
  • audiobooks – Milan Fashion Week *
  • WATER FROM YOUR EYES – True Life
  • FORMA – Dark Street
  • quickly, quickly – Satellite

[OFFICE HOURS – Pocket Horses]

  • AMBER ARCADES – Just Like Me
  • LETTING UP DESPITE GREAT FAULTS – Halfway Crooks
  • HIT-BOY X NAS – The Tide
  • TYLER THE CREATOR – DOGTOOTH
  • SPECTACULAR DIAGNOSTICS – Class (featuring Curly Castro, Illogic & Defcee)
  • EN ATTENDANT ANA – Same Old Story

[OFFICE HOURS – Hagar’s Haygars]

  • ORIELLES, THE – Tableau 004
  • KING KRULE – It’s All Soup Now
  • IGNATIUS JONES – Like A Ghost (An M & M Mix)
  • JPEGMAFIA X DANNY BROWN – SCARING THE HOES
  • VICTORIA MONÉT – Smoke (featuring Lucky Daye)

[OFFICE HOURS – BidetMate!]

  • KYOTO KYOTO – So
  • LETTING UP DESPITE GREAT FAULTS – Ricochet
  • BENEFITS – Warhorse
  • redveil & JPEGMAFIA – black enuff
  • AMAARAE – Reckless & Sweet
  • OFF! – Keep Your Mouth Shut

[OFFICE HOURS – SleepCreeps]

  • NOURISHED BY TIME – Daddy
  • ORIELLES, THE – Tableau 003
  • FROST CHILDREN – HI 5
  • TEMPS – bleedthemtoxins (featuring Joana Gomila, NNAMDÏ, Shamir, Quelle Chris)
  • VANESSA WORM – 111 Bare

[OFFICE HOURS – Creamed Popcorn On The Cob]

  • BLACK TREACLE – Echoes
  • SUDAN ARCHIVES & ODESZA – Selfish Soul (ODESZA Remix)
  • DROWNED MEMORIES – Fading Away
  • SZA, DOJA CAT – Kill Bill
  • CRIME FRIEND – Luna Miffy Slicer
  • GOAT – Do The Dance (Shit & Shine Rework)

* The inspiration for this week’s lyrical heading.